Grumpy Aristopup Patch – Noble Collar, Zero Patience
Embroidered Patch Featuring a French Bulldog with a Laurel Ruff and Red Cape
Command the room with unbothered authority in the Grumpy Aristopup Patch, a regal-yet-sassy embroidered design featuring a black and white French bulldog wearing a leafy green laurel collar and a bold red cape. With narrowed eyes and an air of unimpressed elegance, this pup says it all—without saying a word.
Treat. Moody. Hilariously High.
Perfect for high-fashion dog lovers and patch collectors with a flair for dramatic pets.
Design Highlights
French bulldog face with expressive, narrowed red eyes
Embroidered laurel ruff in varying green and yellow tones
Red cloak detail adds noble, theatrical flair
Iron-on or sew-on for easy style enhancement
Color Palette
Black, white, red, forest green, olive, gold
Materials
Premium embroidery thread on durable iron-on/sewable backing
Design Aesthetic
Baroque pet meets deadpan humor—dramatic, decorative, and full of personality
Use
Great for jackets, bags, pet accessories, or standout fashion moments
Product Dimensions: L : 17cm / H : 27cm